Ha ha. Hipsters (thanks Martin)
WHAT WAHT WAHT WHAT.
OF COURSE THERE IS. Bike polo is the most hipsteresque thing in the world, PERFECT for the cute little hipster scene of east van. WHY did I not know about this sooner!!! I’m so excited. I’ve been wanting to try it for so long now. Screw New York. I’m saving up for a track bike now. Gonna be the next Ellen Page of bike polo. WATCH ME, MOM.